Boom Boom Benny – Looking for a Woman to Learn His Russian Mystery Trick

Boom Boom Benny knowledgeable me, “I’m search for a tender horny feminine to show the thriller of the trick I stole from a Russian. I’ve from time to time wanted I’d given it again. In my daredevil stunt driving force days and whilst supervisor of the arena well-known Hollywood Death Dodgers Thrill Show out of Chicago, whilst on excursion in Canada, I noticed that Russian who modified my existence.

“He blew himself up in a chair and I knew instantly that I had came upon my strategy to make a larger noise within the thrill box. The first actual time I attempted it I just about died. I could not pay attention a factor for per week, after which all I heard used to be a doorbell ringing in my head.

“But prior to all that and fifteen years prior to any individual even heard of Evil Knievel, I used to be leaping ramps, making firewalls with cross carts, crashing head onto junker automobiles going sixty miles in line with hour.

“As a child I sought after to be a big-time inventory automotive racer however I went into the daredevil industry as a substitute. I had a neighbor who shot himself out of canons and every other who used to be an auto stunt guy. Being a daredevil is who I’m and I’ve been hospitalized extra occasions than I care to recall.

“I had existence insurance coverage till they came upon what I did. Lloyds of London made me an be offering again within the1970’s but it surely used to be greater than I may have enough money. Back then, I carried $300,000 insurance coverage for spectators and $250,000 for the grounds. Today; it is a complete different international after 9/11. Everything is out of share and it assists in keeping getting harder to make a dwelling.”

Boom Boom Benny, used to be nonetheless referred to as Benny Koske; Captain Dynamite when the Chicago Daily News reported on November 12, 1974, “A SMALL MAN with the tilt construct of a dynamite stick comes from Palm Bay, Fl., 30 miles south of Cape Canaveral, the place the one massive noise is on U.S.1.”

During the race automotive circuit off season, Benny typically hangs out at JD’s no longer too a ways from Roonie’s Tavern in Palm Bay. The partitions of each institutions are embellished with footage of Boom Boom Benny with Jay Leno, David Frost, and Mike Douglas, however not one of the T-Bone Crash.

“Before I started to blow myself up, I did probably the most bad stunt trick there used to be; the T-Bone Crash. I’d ground my automotive, soar a ramp and land T-bone taste into a couple of parked vehicles. Many who attempted it, by no means walked away.

“The first time I attempted blowing myself up, I just about died. The 2nd time I attempted it, it took probably the most nerve. Every blast is other and I’ve blown myself up hundreds of occasions. Even after the primary 8 years, I nonetheless hadn’t perfected the methodology, however I were given higher speedy as a result of I discovered much more about brief sticks of prime explosives.

“I started at state festivals, race tracks and I’ve been in every single place and feature met many of us. I’ve been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, and Tampa the place I used to be born. I lived some time in Nebraska, however house is Palm Bay, Florida.

“I used to be as soon as final act on the final display for the Rolling Stones in Buffalo, New York. The remaining time I did the Jay Leno Show used to be on 3/3/04 together with Carmen Electra. I’ll by no means inform what she whispered in my ear…

“While on excursion on the Canadian National Expose in Toronto, my agent referred to as me to head select up every other of his shoppers on the airport. It used to be Red Skelton. I had heard one thing a couple of contemporary massive loss in his existence and we talked native stuff on our strategy to the display. After Red carried out he took off in a limo and I stood at the level. I nonetheless keep in mind that little child, not more than seven who darted out at the box. That child chased the limo till Red stopped it and rolled down his window. Red stopped to present that child an autograph…

“In the early years I might blow myself up in coffins I created from two through six ft lengthy insulation forums that I might purchase through the package deal and lift in my van. I discovered that if I positioned the costs in a undeniable method, the explosions would cross over my head and outwards. Most of that point, this is. I’ve been burned, damaged bones, had my chest blown open, however it is higher than any 9 to 5 process I will consider.

“One day whilst in Las Vegas, a man proposed to me that I must blow myself up in a automotive as a substitute of a field or coffin. I believed that he used to be loopy however I used to be additionally intrigued. After considering the recommendation, I made up our minds that it used to be a stunt I sought after to aim.

“The first actual day that I used to be going to blow myself up, simply as I used to be coming into the automobile, somebody urged we must take a look at the trick first. It used to be a excellent factor, as it used to be a heck of an explosion. Somebody used to be indubitably having a look out for me that day as a result of if I had gotten into that automotive, I would not be speaking with you currently.”

Benny maintains that it’s his calm, systematic way that has allowed him to accomplish for see you later.

“I am getting the sensation that I’m within the eye of a storm; there may be stuff happening throughout me however I stay calm as a result of I simplest have 15 seconds to make my break out prior to my swimsuit can not take the warmth and my frame turns into disoriented from the fumes.”

“If the gang is simply too as regards to the observe, they are going to really feel the warmth of the explosion since the automotive is going up in a giant ball of fireside prior to I break out. The fireplace and noise are impressive. The hood, trunk deck, and doorways all cross flying off. People love seeing issues blow issues up so, I’m assured that I will be able to discover a younger girl to be informed my Russian Mystery Trick.

“She should find out about bikes and automobiles, however no biker chicks, and no tattoos allowed. I’m in search of a girl like the only in that Miller business who walks right into a bar after a race and pulls off her helmet. Her hair tumbles out and she or he is drop useless beautiful. That’s what I’m in search of, somebody like that to be informed the Russian Mystery Trick of Boom Boom Benny.”

TOUR DATES:

May 24, 2008: THUNDER JAM, Green Bay, Wisconsin

May 30-31, 2008: Bristol, Tenn.

June 7, 2008: Cedar Falls, Iowa

June 24, 2008: Epping, New Hampshire

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